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5 FRAME LANGSTROTH NUC

T'Fancy Foreign Import

Now this 'un's for them what's gone and got all continental wi' their beekeepin'. Five frames, Langstroth size – that's t'American one, for them as likes their hives stackable like IKEA furniture.

Same deal – cracking queen, loads of brood, bees that know what they're about and aren't afraid to show it. They're a bit more... enthusiastic, shall we say. Like a terrier in a post office. But champion workers, honest grafters – none of that loungin' about on t'frames business.

WHAT THA GETS WI' BOTH:
✅ A properly mated queen – none of that "she'll sort hersen out" nonsense. She's done it. She's proven. She's got receipts.
✅ Frames buzzin' wi' brood in all stages – eggs, larvae, capped – t'full works, like a bee maternity ward
✅ Stores so they don't turn up clemmed and start nickin' thi neighbour's honey within five minutes
✅ Bees that are healthy, strong, and haven't been faffed about wi' by some bloke who watched half a YouTube video and now calls hissen an apiarist

WHAT THA DOESN'T GET:
❌ A bee suit (tha should've thought of that, ya numpty)
❌ A guarantee they won't sting thee (they're bees, not vicars)
❌ Sympathy when thi missus says she's leavin' because "it's her or t'bees" (let's be honest... it's always t'bees)
❌ Any refunds if tha drops 'em (don't drop 'em)

T'PRICE:
Reet reasonable, and worth every penny of thi brass. Cheaper than therapy and twice as buzzin'.

So go on then, get thi order in before some other daft apeth nabs 'em. If you get in touch, we may be able to deliver locally.

NowtButHoney – Proper bees for proper folk. Ey up! 🐝🍯