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BRITISH STANDARD NUC

"Proper Yorkshire Lad"

This 'un's got six frames, see, all rammed wi' brood, stores, and more bees than tha's had hot dinners. She comes wi' a bonny young queen what's already layin' like she's got a deadline from t'council.

She's British Standard, which means she fits in t'National hive tha's probably already bought off eBay and then realised tha didn't know what to do wi'.

T'bees are calm, hardy, and won't go all mardy every time tha opens t'lid. They're a bit nesh about t'cold mind – they're Yorkshire bees, they appreciate a good jumper on. Can't say I blame 'em.

WHAT THA GETS WI' BOTH:
✅ A properly mated queen – none of that "she'll sort hersen out" nonsense. She's done it. She's proven. She's got receipts.
✅ Frames buzzin' wi' brood in all stages – eggs, larvae, capped – t'full works, like a bee maternity ward
✅ Stores so they don't turn up clemmed and start nickin' thi neighbour's honey within five minutes
✅ Bees that are healthy, strong, and haven't been faffed about wi' by some bloke who watched half a YouTube video and now calls hissen an apiarist

WHAT THA DOESN'T GET:
❌ A bee suit (tha should've thought of that, ya numpty)
❌ A guarantee they won't sting thee (they're bees, not vicars)
❌ Sympathy when thi missus says she's leavin' because "it's her or t'bees" (let's be honest... it's always t'bees)
❌ Any refunds if tha drops 'em (don't drop 'em)

T'PRICE:
Reet reasonable, and worth every penny of thi brass. Cheaper than therapy and twice as buzzin'.

So go on then, get thi order in before some other daft apeth nabs 'em. If you get in touch, we may be able to deliver locally.

NowtButHoney – Proper bees for proper folk. Ey up! 🐝🍯