🐝 By Gum Bee Smoker™ — "It's reet good, is this!"

Eee, love — are thi bees treatin' thee like a human pincushion? Does tha go to t'hive dressed like daft apath in three jumpers, a scarf, an' thi mam's net curtains? Well, fret no more, our kid — t'By Gum Bee Smoker is 'ere to sort it all out.

This sturdy little beauty puffs out cool, calm smoke like ya grandad puffin' on his pipe at t'Allotment — an' before tha knows it, them bees are as mellow as a whippet in front o' t'fire. They'll forget all about stingin' thee an' start panickin' about summat else entirely. "Is our honey safe?!" they'll think. "Better go check!" — an' while they're off worryin', tha can nick they golden treasure like a proper tea leaf.

What tha gets for thi brass:

🔥 Built like t'Humber Bridge — tough stainless steel, this. It'll outlive thee, thi kids, an' probably t'Rover's Return.

🌬️ Puffs like uncle Barry at Christmas — smooth, cool smoke. None o' that nasty hot stuff that gets bees in a right mardy mood.

🛡️ Heat guard included — so tha doesn't go droppin' it an' dancin' about like tha've trod on a plug.

🪵 Burns wood chips, hessian, or dried leaves — basically owt tha found behind t'shed. Waste nowt, want nowt!

Warning, like:

May cause neighbours to think tha've taken up smokin'. May cause bees to think tha're a walkin' barbecue. Will definitely make tha look like tha knows what tha's doin' — even if tha doesn't.

By Gum Bee Smoker — get thissen one, or bee sorry! 🍯 — £22.99. Free shipping. Currently out of stock.